The Joker
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The comedy's in the timing.
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Post by The Joker on Aug 13, 2010 20:47:57 GMT -6
It was Friday the 13th and everyone was awake, not minding the date or being paranoid as usual. Maybe they were taking lessons from Batman or something. Shaking his head, he felt it was the best day and the best time to really do a sort of crime. As to that crime? He was unsure. At this time, he felt like playing it by ear. Wearing his bright purple suit and his pale skin being blinding by the sun, Joker strolled his way down the streets of Crime Alley. "C'mon, Harley! Let's go for a stroll!!
A good thing was, that there was a bank near by. Why they were so stupid enough to build a bank here, he'd never know. The many Joker gadgets he had added with whatever Harley carried with her, he grinned at the sight of the mildly busy bank. "Now now...how shall we enter..?" He asked and turned his eyes to the lovely Harley Quinn. A sweet girl, really. She just can't cook a real good pie. Before much of a reply, he looked back towards the bank and took hold of a few Joker Venom grenades. "I say loud and proud. Don't you?" He chuckled and soon stopped himself before he went into a mad giggle fit. Those he always had trouble stopping.
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Post by Harley Quinn on Aug 16, 2010 21:02:50 GMT -6
Harley sat quietly on the top of the table leaning back on her hand while her free hand stroked the head of one of her pets, Bud. Her bright blue eyes glued onto Joker as he paced out in front of her, in deep thought. Even though they have been working together for so many years, just the site of Joker made her heart flutter out of her chest and her breath catch in her chest. “Maybe my honey is cookin up some sort of brilliant plan for tonight, nothing impress a girl like a crazy night on the town” her voice echoed inside of her mind. With it being Friday the 13th, she dressed to impress for her puddin. She wore a tight red dress with black diamond shape designs going up her right side. Her face still covered in her white makeup and her lips painted black but she wore her blonde hair up in pig tails. She wanted to try something different. In hopes that Joker would finally take notice to her the way she wanted him to.
"C'mon, Harley! Let's go for a stroll!!
As he called out to her, Harley’s eyes got wide and without a second thought she jumped off the table with ease and skipped over to Joker’s side. “Whatcha got planned tonight, mista J?” Her head tilting to the side as she kept in step next him. As they continued to walk her eyes took a look around them. But when she saw a bank emerging in front of them everything started to come together. Her eyes went to the sky and did a quick scan, but when she didn’t see the batman’s signal in the sky she couldn’t help but give a wicked smile. This was their night and the batboy wasn’t going to take that from them. She removed her oversize revolver that was strapped to her thigh and checked to make sure it was locked and loaded.
"Now now...how shall we enter..? I say loud and proud. Don't you?"
A smirk spread across her painted lips before nodded once in agreement. “Is there any other way, mista J?” She asked before turning her eyes back onto the bank. It was still early in the afternoon and it was steady with business, so she knew this was going to be fun. Watching people scream and cry in fear. All from mista J. Her eyes jumped back to Joker as he walked closer to the bank and she felt her eye soften with adornment. She stayed close behind him as she waited for Joker to make the grand entrance. [/size]
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The Joker
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The comedy's in the timing.
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Post by The Joker on Aug 18, 2010 16:52:39 GMT -6
Joker stood by as Harley gave her inputs on what he suggested. Not only that, but also was demanding. He was going to have fun today, and not let any caped hero stop him in his wake. Not one. Even if it is the damned Batman. He scurried up to the steps of the bank as some customers slowly began to recognize the duo. He gave them a wide smile and a small wave. "Ahaha! Hiya!" He greeted and then soon opened the door, allowing himself to enter first, and keeping the door open for Harley to enter with his foot.
He retracted his foot and let the hench girl enter. He held the laughing grenade up and looked back at Harley. "Keep your mask on, sweetheart." He chuckled and quickly tossed a few over head and two more to roll before them. With the same time span, both went off and sent out a large cloak of green Joker Venom. People began to cough as they slowly breathed in the toxic fumes. A loud laugh followed as Joker made his way inside. "This will be a piece of cake! HAH! Almost like..pie." Joker took a look at the now dazed and constantly smiling countermen and place his hand to his head. "What do you like more? Cake or pie?" He asked out of the blue and shoved the stunned man off his seat as he moved past him to go for the large safe that was at the end of the bank.
They arrived and he turned to Harley. "All yours my dear." He bowed sarcastically so Harley could get the safe all nice and open.
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